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Trash talk & tall tales

Quotes, top-ten lists and dispatches from the Knights of the Holy Grail.

2026

Grail Facts and Lore

  1. Fran Incrovato owns the record for the overall closest to the pin with a hole-in-one at Crown Point GC.
  2. Bryan Hunt and an ungoverned golf cart are a bad mix...Point Sebago 2009.

2006 · Dunegrass

Let the Games Begin...

“How are you going to swing with the Mackenzie handicap strapped to your back!!! Although she could hold your beer. Is your room going to need a crib? And no, not for Laddy...” — Tater
“Tater, leave Flip alone, at least we know he's going. He won't need a crib for Laddy, just some diapers...” — Guapo
“The elite players like Flip and myself have to stick together...” — Guapo
“By Oct. Mackenzie should have a pretty good golf swing and I would put money down that she could beat quite a few of the grailers...” — Flip
“Yo tater...at least I show up and bring it...play some golf...be a champion then talk...YOU HAVE NO CHIRPING RIGHTS...so Cheffy...bring your utensils and your magic club and lets see if you can build up a lead on day 1 and fold on Sunday...no doubt you can!!!!...” — Tom Kaled
“As for eliteness, my record speaks for itself...as for the wannabees, keep barking, the Champs don't understand peasant...it's good to be the king...” — Arthur (the King and 2-Time Champ)

2003 · Cape Cod

Quotes from the Knights Who Say 'Ni'

“Hey Mr. 21... I'm in for Friday, and just go ahead and schedule me in the last foursome on Sunday.” — Guapo
“Definitely looking forward to playing on my home turf this year. Mark my words - I will wear the green jacket at the end of this one. Bring it on!” — Paul Barry
“I'm going back to the site of my 2000 victory baby and I'm going to wipe your asses!” — Johnny Never Lose
“No room for Guapo... unless Chris falls apart, the last foursome should be a repeat of last year.” — Tom Kaled

2002 · Bethel Inn

Top Ten Reasons to Always Come Back for the Holy Grail Weekend

  1. Is this how you make a fist?
  2. Dude, where's my one-hitter?
  3. Which way to the bathroom... forget it, I'll just drop a Chalupa in the woods.
  4. Showing off your repertoire of 80's dance moves.
  5. FORE! Sorry ma'am.
  6. Out of the trap... off my chest... back into the trap.
  7. Where's my key to the room?
  8. Donna...
  9. Nah, voices won't carry while we're in the hot tub.
  10. Coolers and gas pedals do not mix.